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Bobble of the Day “Lucas Hackmann” Rally Cat Exclusive Bobblehead

by | Mar 7, 2019 | Bobble of the Day

Bobble of the Day

Groundskeeper: Lucas Hackmann

Team: St. Louis Cardinals

Year: 2018

Manufacturer: Forever Collectibles

Carrying out your duties on a nightly basis as a groundskeeper for a Major League baseball team is ridiculously underrated. The pressure of running out every inning to smooth out dirt and get ready to sprint your ass off in pouring rain, to lay the tarp down is not an easy task. Other miscellaneous shit that plays a factor as a groundskeeper is popping beachballs that fall into the playing field but scooping up a feisty cat and getting your skin ripped off? That’s where Lucas Hackmann comes in. 

This dude was called upon last year to get a stray cat off the field and he did just fucking that. On his way back from retrieving this filthy cat (Yes, I hate cats) he was continually bitten and scratched. Have you ever held an animal that bites and claws at you and you don’t drop it? Hackmann has balls of steel because it didn’t bother him one bit. A few screams “Ah Fuck!, Ah Shit!” but that was all the discomfort Hackmann showed. 

The fellas over at the Bobblehead Hall of Fame decided to highlight this groundskeepers set of balls and make a bobblehead of him. The pose of Hackmann running with the cat is identical to the live video of him running. The khaki shorts and Cardinals polo shirt is spot on to what Hackmann wore the night of his heroics.

 

 

 

Sniper Rating: Hackmann should be commended with more than just a bobblehead. With 40,000 people screaming at the top of their lungs cheering him to get the cat off the field, Hackmann didn’t budge. He deserves more. Give him a medal. The Cardinals need to have a plaque honoring him in the worst way. With that being said, this bobble NEEDS to be in your collection. Bobbleheads like this of a groundskeeper being a hero don’t fall from the trees often. Head over to bobbleheadhall.com and grab one today as only 1,000 were made and this won’t last. 

Bobble of the Day Boston Celtics “Scary Terry Rozier” Bobblehead

by | Jan 11, 2019 | Bobble of the Day

Bobble of the Day

Player: Scary Terry Rozier

Team: Boston Celtics

Year: 2018

Manufacturer: Forever Collectibles

Last year during the Celtics playoff run, Scary Terry dominated the fucking game. He’s a threat from everywhere on the floor and super popular around the league. Since Haywood came back this year, Scary Terry has not been getting the burn like last year and he’s pissed. He openly admitted that he wants more minutes and he’s god damn right.

Foco a while back manufactured this Rozier bobble and it sold out faster than Manny Machado not hustling down to first base. Rozier’s facial expression is downright amazing as he just drained a 3 and now he’s “punk taunting” the opponent by sticking out his tongue. The oval base has the Celtics logo on top and the back base has spooky letters outlining the phrase “Scary Terry Rozier”.

 

 

 

Sniper Rating: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Boston Celtics bobbleheads always hold their value. There’s something about the luck of the Irish, the team colors and the leprechaun logo. Fans all over love the Celtics and their bobbles.

Now, will Scary Terry be a 8 time All-Star? No way. Does he make the C’s a much better team whether starting or coming off the pine? Of course. I love this bobblehead because not too many role players have their own bobble and his nickname is as legit as it comes. You can display this all year around and especially around Halloween as it just drips spookiness. Scary Terry Rozier and his Boston Celtics exclusive bobblehead scores a dominant 9.0. Here’s how fucking smooth Scary Terry Is…

Bobble of the Day “Joel Embid” 76ers SGA Bobblehead

by | Dec 28, 2018 | Bobble of the Day

Bobble of the Day

Player: Joel Embid

Team: Philadelphia 76ers Delaware Blue Coats

Year: 2018

Manufacturer: BD&A

How about this fucking offseason “Winter” SGA bobblehead handed out by the 76ers D-League team, the Delaware Blue Coats! Any bobblehead collector knows the Winter months are considered the “offseason” of collecting but the Blue Coats paid tribute to Mr. Embid and it’s legit as fuck. 

My main man Joe Martino who’s downright the best Sniper on the East Coast scored this for me as he made the travel to Delaware and scored a bunch. I’m pretty sure 10k were given out so this was easy pickin’s for my man Joe.

BD&A had some major disappointing bobbles this past season especially with the Mets garbage, but they killed this one. Embid’s boner long arms are spread out like he’s taunting any player on the court to fuck with him. The all royal-blue uniform looks sick as hell and the fact that BD&A added blue leggings is an added feature.

 

 

Sniper Rating: Embid is the best player since Allen Iverson to throw on a Philly jersey and he deserved this SGA bobble for us collector’s to display in our cabinets. The hair, gotee and structure of his face are nothing but pinpoint fucking accurate. If you popped off his head and asked a stranger who this is, they’d easily say Joel Embid. Overall, well done BD&A as they should duplicate this masterpiece in every one of their Mets SGA’s but most likely won’t. As for this one, Mr. Embid scores a 8.5 overall rating without hesitation. Score this on Ebay as they are running anywhere from $40.00-$50.00 with shipping. 

Bobble of the Day “Alvin Kamara Duel Threat Bobblehead

by | Dec 19, 2018 | Bobble of the Day

Bobble of the Day

Player: Alvin Kamara

Team: New Orleans Saints

Year: 2018

Manufactuer: Forever Collectibles

Fantasy Football is the first thing you think of when it comes to Alvin Kamara. Duel threat is right on fucking point as this dude runs and catches the ball with grace. I personally have Kamara on 2 of my fantasy teams and I plan on winning the Super Bowl with him. FOCO once again manufactured a deluxe bobble of Alvin Kamara as it’s labeled “Duel Threat”. 

Kamara is literally in a pose where he’s both catching and running with the pigskin. The letters on the base are raised and the phrase “Duel Threat” stand strong on top. His right arm where he’s catching the ball bobbles as well as his fucking dome piece.

  

  

  

Sniper Rating: FOCO never cuts corners and if you look close, you can see they added a silver nose ring for Kamara. How fucking brilliant is that? Name me another manufacturer that covers all bases of making a bobblehead? You won’t as FOCO is the premiere maker in the game. Add this New Orleans Saints Alvin Kamara Duel Threat bobble before they sell out. Show it off to your boys at next year’s Fantasy Draft and they’ll be sucking your dick asking where you scored it. Alvin and his insane football skills bobble scores a solid 9.5. 

Do yourself a favor and click the link below and snag this one. Tell them the Sniper sent you as you won’t be disappointed in the least. 

Alvin Kamara New Orleans Saints Dual Threat Bobblehead

Bobble of the Day “Giancarlo Stanton” Hitmen of the Bronx Bobblehead

by | Dec 13, 2018 | Bobble of the Day

Bobble of the Day

Player: Giancarlo Stanton

Team: New York Yankees

Year: 2018

Manufactuer: Forever Collectibles 

It’s very evident that all you Snipers know I dispise the Yankees more than I love eating disgusting mushrooms. With that in mind, when greatness appears, you gotta respect it. FOCO designed what I consider a “Masterpiece” of a bobblehead even though it’s of a Yankee player. I love that Giancarlo strikes out a trillon times per year, but he does hit monsterous homeruns. FOCO created a 300 Homerun “Hitmen of the Bronx” Giancarlo Stanton exclusive and it’s the tits. 

Stanton is decked out in a pinstripe “mafia” type uniform with the all white tie. I swear, he looks like he’s ready to take out Rocco’s knee caps for not paying up for a bet he lost. The backing displays the entrance to Yankee Stadium (Gate 4) and it’s close to an inch thick (width wise). The facial features are spot on as this looks identical to Stanton. 

 

 

 

Sniper Rating: Given the brick shithouse sturdiness of this bobblehead, this is one you NEED in your collection. It’s got swag, detail and everybody who’s a fan of baseball is in awe whenever Stanton hits a moonshot. FOCO once again brings the heat and now’s your chance to score this one. Giancarlo Stanton’s “Mafia” like bobble scores a 9.0. Here’s the direct link to purchase. You’re welcome.

Giancarlo Stanton New York Yankees Hitmen Of The Bronx Bobblehead

Bobble of the Day “Saquon Barkley ” New York Giants Draft Day Bobblehead

by | Nov 12, 2018 | Bobble of the Day

Bobble of the Day

Player: Saquon Barkley

Team: New York Giants

Year: 2018

Manufacturer: Forever Collectibles

Thank God the Giants got a high pick in the draft as I was unable to withstand the bitching and moaning from fans on talk radio over here on the East Coast. Unfortunately, I and many others are continually hearing the same cry babies to this day and it’s bad.

The GMEN took Saquon at #2 in hopes he will be their lead back for the next decade. They damn well made a great decision as this dude is the real fucking deal. Have you ever seen this guys legs? They look like 2 foot steel beams that are absolutely indestructible. Try giving this fucking guy a Charlie Horse and your knuckles will shatter right up through your forearm.

So yes, Saquon is good. He runs with speed and massive power and he catches balls out in the flat. He’s an absolute dream to own as a Fantasy Football player. What’s even better is his Draft Day bobblehead.

Now before you assume this is like any other Draft Day bobble, think again. It’s different in many ways and here’s why. The generic base and overall stance is identical to previous years, but FOCO added some swag to this year’s edition. Saquon is rocking the hat that some shemp handed him before he walked up to the stage and it’s got the phrase, “Big Blue” on the front. Yes, it could just had the New York Giants logo on it but no, FOCO wants to keep us collector’s engaged.

 

 

 

Sniper Rating: Given the fact that the facial features are spot on and the suit Saquon’s wearing is pinpoint clean, this is a must have in your collection. It’s super sturdy, well built and even the phrase on the box that reads “The Future is now” is legit as fuck. That phrase alone should be your incentive to score this. We all know that Saquon Barkley will be the New York Giants franchise player at some point and his talent alone should raise red flags for you to add this to your NFL bobblehead collection. A stand up 9.5 rating is what Saquon receives.