One gift I will not be getting this Christmas….

Yup, if you guessed a bobblehead you’re a fucking genius. But for real, why would anyone within my immediate family get me a bobblehead? Which one would they get me? I mean, if there’s a bobblehead out there that I want, I get it. No matter what.

But but being dead honest, I’d be afraid if a family member gifted me a bobblehead on Christmas. I’d be extremely afraid that they may have overpaid and ultimately didn’t Snipe it. I cannot stand for the life of me when people OVER PAY for a bobblehead.

All you Snipers please let me know if there’s a bobblehead under your tree that you unwrap on Xmas day. I’m probably good for a few pairs of black socks and maybe a glow in the dark tooth brush. 

Bobble of the Day “Jerry Rice” 49ers 1994 SB Championship Bobblehead

Bobble of the Day

Player: Jerry Rice

Team: San Francisco 49ers

Year: 2017

Manufacturer: Forever Collectibles 

Is there a better WR than Jerry in existence? No. So what’s better than owning a Jerry Rice Super Bowl Championship “Ring Base” bobblehead from when the 49ers won the 1994 Super Bowl? 

The guys over at Clark Toys created this masterpiece and it’s guaranteed to turn heads in your collection. Jerry’s standing like a boss in a giant replica ring with flashy diamond all over the friggin place. The words ” World Champions” outlines the perimeter of the ring in raised letters which explains that Clark Toys pays attention to fine detail. I love the pose Jerry is in as he’s holding the pigskin with his arms raised up just like when the 49ers won the Super Bowl.

 

 

 

Sniper Rating: Another killer feature is the red receiver gloves he’s rocking along with the gold shiny pants. Superb flashiness on this one Snipers. On one side of the ring has “Rice” and the other side details the year being 1988. Much effort was put forth on this bobble and the best wide out the game’s ever seen has to be in your display cabinet. Period. 

Click the link below and pick one up for $40.00 while they last! 

https://www.clarktoys.com/jerisfr4919s.html

 

Bobble of the Day “Derek Jeter” Monument Park Bobblehead

Bobble of the Day

Player: Derek Jeter

Team: New York Yankees 

Year: 2017

Manufacturer: Forever Collectibles

As you know I’m a diehard Red Sox fan and I hate the Yankees with a passion but this Jeter “Monument Park” is the real deal. Everyone knows Monument Park is as historical as it gets at Yankee Stadium. FOCO got insanely creative and made a tribute bobble of Jeets tipping his hat next to his plaque. 

This bobble has a special meaning behind it as DJ is in his uni with all-white cleats which is dope as fuck. The base has the Yankee logo which is raised along with his front name plate. FOCO also added his ankle brace which is detail to the finest!

 

 

 

Sniper Rating: DJ’s number is on front of the monument and has a deluxe emblem of him tipping his cap as the “Captain” on the back. Mark my words Snipers, these will go for BIG MONEY on the open market once he heads up to Cooperstown. A no brain purchase, head over to the Bobblehead Hall of Fame and score one while supplies last. This is a sure fire tribute to a top 5 Yankee of all time. FOCO didn’t cut any corners with this one and you shouldn’t as it needs to be in your collection whether you’re a Yankee fan or not. Hands down a 10.0 rating for Jeter and his Monument Park exclusive bobble. 

Click on the link below for greatness. 

Derek Jeter Jersey Retirement Bobbleheads

Bobble of the Day “Ezekiel Elliott” Dallas Cowboys Exclusive Bobblehead

Bobble of the Day

Player: Ezekiel Elliott

Team: Dallas Cowboys

Manufacturer: Forever Collectibles

You want a “Beast” of a collectible? Look no further Snipers. FOCO just came out with a 12 inch Zeke exclusive and it’s epic. Everyone knows Zeke is a beast and that he plows over defenders like they are tackling dummies. We also know how he can single handily push a fantasy football team dead smack into the finals. 

The base literally resembles a brick. Yes, a brick. It’s over an inch thick and has the Cowboys logo on the bottom and Zeke’s name in raised white letters. The top of the base is a replica football field with yard markers and 2 orange pylon cones that bobble. They bobble! Very intelligent design creation by the guys over at FOCO. These pylon cones are so sturdy, you can flick them and the spring won’t even pop out of place. On the sides of each base has a colorful photo of Zeke reaching out signaling a “First Down”. FOCO could have just slapped the Cowboys logo on each side, but no, they went above and beyond like they always do to keep us collector’s happy and engaged. 

Of course Zeke is in his “plow over your ass” pose as he’s torching defenders on his way to pay dirt. The back of the base is something out of a cartoon strip. FOCO made this bobble to replicate Zeke plowing through the Dallas Cowboys “Star” as it’s literally destroyed in half. The bottom of his foot is the last body part to exit the broken Dallas “Star” and it’s a phenomenal feature. There’s also Cowboy blue and silver rocks that lie right beneath the Star.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sniper Rating:  The box itself needs no explanation as it’s got Zeke in a black and white photo and Zeke’s last name and number in bold letters on another side of the box. The Fidget Spinner is definitely a goodie that you want to NOT lend out to anyone. Zeke is know for the phrase “Feed Me” and FOCO paid tribute to him by including a triple “spoon” on each blade. On one side it reads “Elliot” and the other “Feed Me”. 

Hands down this is the greatest Dallas Cowboys bobblehead that I’ve ever held in hand. The tremendous detail, the height being a foot tall and the sturdiness will assure no breakage when your buddies come by on Sunday’s and want to play with it. FOCO once again nailed down a superb exclusive for us collector’s and whether you root for Zeke or not, this HAS to be included in your NFL bobblehead collection. Without any pondering, Elliott scores a 10.0. 

Click the link below and don’t turn back…

12 Inch Special Edition Bobbleheads

Feed on this…

Guess what bobblehead manufacturer is getting coal this year?

Well if you guessed Kloanz Inc. then you’re right. Those who have followed me this past year and have read the blogs and seen the videos on Youtube know exactly how awful this company is. I actually think they should get a big pile of shit in their stocking but I held back thinking that would be to graphic. 

Shame on this company and my heart felt sympathy goes out to all Los Angeles Angels fans. You guys take the time to go see a ball game, wait in line and more importantly, spend your hard earned money on tickets. 

As seen on several bobbleheads the Angels gave out this past season, you can see visible cracks in the legs and arms, waaaay to many dried up glue spots and massive amounts of smudge. Terrible, terrible, terrible. I pray the ownership of the Angels fix this problem immediately and kick Kloanz to the curb next year and hire Success Promotions. 

If I see one Angels bobblehead giveaway next season and their name “Kloanz” is on the bottom of the base, I am heading out to Cali to have a word with the marketing team once and for all. Cheaper prices doesn’t equate to quality products. 

You Kloanz, were very naughty this year. 

Thank you Snipers for sending evidential pictures in.