I’m not lucky; I work my ass off

No one is lucky. No one. People who have things work hard for what they have. I get messages all the time from people saying, “Dude your so lucky mohave all of those collectibles bobbleheads”. No dick, I’m not lucky. I’ve worked hard for each and every one I own. 

Don’t ever call someone lucky unless you know what they’ve done to obtain the things they own.