You have no idea how bad I want you to win!
I mean that. Forget collecting bobbleheads. I want you to win the day, the week, the fucking year. I want you all to work hard in order to get what you want. I won’t judge you if you are a shipper for UPS. I want you to work your face off so one day you’re a regional manager at UPS instead of a shipper. A lot of you guys send me pictures and share stories telling me how you got an A in math class and that your dad is buying you a bobblehead that you wanted so bad. I love hearing shit like this. It tells me you’re working your nut sack off and ultimately YOU ARE WINNING!