It’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you do the same to them. 

Oh, so it’s not fair that I can call you an ass pipe but just the other week you threw me under the bus? I’ve seen it a million times before when people treat you like a piece of fucking garbage and when you give them some slack they get pissed. It shouldn’t even get to this point because ANYONE who disrespects me or treats me like dirt I cut them off FOREVER. Bye bye. So long. You’re not needed in my life and go do it to someone else and see how many friends you have by year’s end.